Half Truths and Whole Lies

"Shoulda checked the fine print hon...That blowjob did not come with a lifetime warranty..."

"..." when she red that passage she really had to stop and laugh... and laugh out loud is what she did. While laughing a tear slid down her face. The book she is currently reading is a gift from a former colleague... Grace. She was touched by that gesture. There had only been 5 people who had given her books as gifts. Only three of them understood her enough to get her books that she was able to appreciate. as she picked up the book again, she saw that one of her friends from Canada just logged in. they talked about how to trust a person. at a certain point in the conversation, she asked him if how good is his "bullshit-o-meter" was. he said it was fairly good, however when it comes to significant other his "bullshit-o-meter" is as good as a pile of road apples. therefore he wasnt a good gauge if his "significant" or not so significant other was piling the dust on him or not. after they talked she went back to reading her book... where the main character Ellen Cherry goes.. "Neat, im delighted to learn that I've been compared to a heathen fornication instructor, a husband corrupter and a baboon's ass all in one lump" she went back to laughing once again...